If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees or someone scrawled carpetbagger into the inch of dirt on your car window, Classy Chassis can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, you get the Ultimate Wash for $6 (up to a $15 value) at Classy Chassis locations in Puyallup and Lakewood. Classy Chassis shines and spiffs up automobiles of all shapes, flavors, and super sizes using state-of-the-art washing equipment. This Groupon isn't just great for sprucing up your own car—it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver.

The Ultimate Wash starts with a quick high-pressure pre-spray that loosens dust's death grip on your road-ship's hull, followed by a thorough wheel cleaning and an underbody blast that scrubs the car's seldom-seen tummy. While you're playing an intense game of racquetball inside your car, Classy Chassis will buff the car's exterior and reveal its natural shine with a tri-color polish process. As a final nicety before the rinse and dry, the car wash will apply a 30-day sealant with rain repel—the next best thing to attaching an RV-sized umbrella to the roof.

With several awards from the Lakewood Chamber of Commerce, including "Business of the Year", Classy Chassis has emerged as a dependable, welcoming neighborhood car-wash joint; it also offers auto detailing and oil changes. Whether your car just drove hopelessly lost through an Iraqi sandstorm or your pickup truck is covered in ectoplasm after a collision with a ghost marching band, Classy Chassis will leave your auto as glistening and gleaming as the day it was emerged from a Transformer's womb.