Many people keep skeletons in their closets to distract intruders from hampers overflowing with unwashed clown costumes. Unclutter closets with today's Groupon: for $199, you get $500 toward custom-closet services from Classy Closets. This Groupon is valid in San Diego County.

Classy Closets' sleek, contemporary closet designs turn disheveled hanger dwellings into well-organized spaces. Expert advisers will walk clothes-keepers through a complimentary individualized plan of action aimed at maximizing closet space and usability and minimizing instances of sock-led hamper rebellions. Then, the dedicated army of cupboard-crafters will outfit interiors with a customized set of shelves, drawers, and hooks. A 10'x10' walk-in closet starts at $900, and prices increase with the quality of materials and finish that range from basic white melamine to high-end, wood-stained veneers.

Enterprising organizers can stash mukluks in a custom-built shoe rack ($200+) or add on storage-enabling accessories, such as drawer boxes, tie and belt racks, and jewelry inserts ($30–$125 each), before tacking on cubby holes to hold cribbed copies of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Installation is included in the design price.