People eat three times a day to prevent mouthy mouths from brashly blurting out their distaste for the rest of the digestive system. Today's Groupon prevents inner-system quarreling by subduing chatty cheeks with sweet and savory eats: for $5, you get $10 worth of sandwiches, cookies, and more at The Classy Cookie & Deli, located in downtown Rochester. This Groupon is not valid toward holiday cutouts.

The Classy Cookie & Deli boasts an eclectic menu befitting any occasion, from quick lunches for on-the-go eaters to excessively slow meals meant to put off the evening's grueling ticklefights. Mother and daughter team Helene Weaver and Heidi Kornrich use their familial telepathy to silently collaborate on items such as the CC Special ($5.50), a quarter pound of roast beef served on a roll with cheese, lettuce, and Russian dressing and accompanied by a cookie for dessert, or a chicken-salad sandwich ($4.25) or sub ($5.25), served with lettuce and tomato on your choice of white, wheat, rye, or pumpernickel bread. Mouth-warming hot sandwiches stoke food-fueled fires of self-actualization—make friends with the meatball sub with mozzarella ($5.25) or dig into the dijon-laced hot pastrami and swiss cheese ($5.25). After lunch, guests can calm uppity stomachs with a dozen old-fashioned cookies ($5.50) or a slice of Southern Comfort whiskey cake ($2.75/slice).

The Classy Cookie & Deli's staff creates its eclectic mix of café sustenance and bakery confections fresh daily, and they remove all monocles and cufflinks that classy food items often feel pressured to don. Treat a laid-back date to the quiche of the day ($4.25), or meditate on the healing powers of the sandwich with the family-forged fare of The Classy Cookie & Deli.