What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $49, you get up to two hours of green cleaning from Clean & Green Cleaners, LLC (a $100 value).
With certified organic cleaning products from the Clorox Green Works line, Clean & Green Cleaners scrubs and disinfects homes without the dangers and unpleasant odors of harsh chemicals. Licensed and insured home aestheticians tailor a doting checklist to detail each abode's intricate network of mucky hallways, dusty dens, and bacon-filled closets. With microfiber mops and an Electrolux EL7020 Oxygen 3 Canister vacuum, floors forfeit their stockpiles of dirt while the vacuum's HEPA filter captures more than 99.97% of airborne dust and allergens. Clean & Green Cleaners' products harness the sparkling powers of the natural plants, oils, and minerals that feral stoves and savage refrigerators clean themselves with in the wild.
In addition to providing an eco-conscious solution to sloughing grime and bacteria from appliances, windows, floors, fixtures, and furniture, Clean & Green Cleaners sanitizes offices, erasing evidence of white-out wars and CEO slip ’n’ slide conferences.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation required. Valid only in Hartford and Tolland County. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.