According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon to Clean Machine Car Wash & Detail Center, located in Glenside. Choose from the following options:
• For $20, you get a monthly Works pass good for up to 30 Works washes over the course of a month.
• For $20, you get four Ultimate washes (a $60 value).
• For $99, you get a complete automotive detail (up to a $260 value).
Those who opt for a month of washes will enjoy the shimmering perks tucked inside of the Works wash, which boasts all the sparkling wonders of the Ultimate wash, but does not include Armor All tire shine or body-shield applications. The Ultimate wash utilizes shine-sprucing powers to cleanse the exteriors of sullied roadsters while the owner sits snugly inside. Fresh-water washes keep microscopic dirt empires from showing up on paint jobs and used-car reports, and wheels and undercarriages are relieved of mud, street gunk, and contagious strands of cooties via Wheel Brite conditioners and Rustoleum undercarriage sprays. Sealer wax, triple-foam polish, and Armor All clear-coat protectant join forces to leave paint jobs beaming as bright as newborn flashlights, with Armor All tire shine and Armor All body shield cloaking wells and exterior surfaces in a weather-resistant layer. To round out the visit, spic-and-span sedans are hand-dried with delicately dapper towels.
Conveyances of all sizes are revamped into palatial portals during the four-hour detailing, which spot cleans, deodorizes, and de-fingerprints a vehicle's interior until it sparkles like Congress' official glitter pens. Paint jobs then get a thorough wash, polish, and carnauba hand waxing to fortify them against hue-chipping excursions. Auto technicians also douse each vehicle's rolling apparatuses in a protective coating. A thorough cleaning clears trunks and hatchbacks of feral crumb populations and hitchhiking poltergeists, and a steam soak clears engines of collected grime. During the detailing, guests can either relax in the waiting room or peruse Clean Machine’s on-site cigar shop, stocked with numerous ways to hinder that new-car scent.
Clean Machine Car Wash & Detail Center
At Clean Machine Car Wash & Detail Center, cars, trucks, and SUVs creep through a gantlet of freshwater sprays and bid adieu to dirt and grime from their roofs to their underbellies. Once they reach the other side of the tunnel, scrupulous detailers hand-dry exteriors and dole out helpings of polish or Carnauba wax to paint jobs or loitering cyborgs. Interior landscapes receive a thorough scrubbing of their own with a diligent vacuuming and spritzes of Armor All and air freshener. During the wash or detailing treatment, patrons can head over to the on-site cigar shop for a stogie for themselves or their car's tailpipe.
401 W Glenside Ave.
Glenside, Pennsylvania 19038