In their efforts to maintain upholstery from which one can eat, homeowners often quibble over whether it's more stylish to eat soup from shag fibres or cheesecake from Saxony plush. Restore furniture coverings to their naturally scrumptious ways with today's deal: for $49, you get a sofa or loveseat cleaning (up to three seats) from CleanRite Regina (a $109 value). For sofas bigger than three seats, this Groupon may be applied toward a sectional cleaning, which typically costs $149.

CleanRite's soil wranglers flush dirt from couch crevasses through a multi-step process that includes pre-spraying, rinsing, extraction, and spot removal. CleanRite is one of the few upholstery and carpet-cleaning firms in Regina recognized by the Institute of Inspection, Cleaning and Restoration Certification, which ensures technicians will be trustworthy, properly trained, and as efficient as the government's top-secret scullery-bots. The company offers a 100% money-back guarantee and promises to return to clean anew, should furnishing-owners find themselves unsatisfied or enamoured with a technician.