Without clean windows to aim for, birds would fly headlong into bespectacled pedestrians, crash through glass menageries, and ruin countless games of marbles. Enhance avian target practice with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of window, gutter, upholstery, and floor cleaning from Clean Services Northwest, serving a 30-mile radius around Portland.
The highly trained spick-and-span wizards at Clean Services banish the muck and grime that tenaciously cling to residential windows, gutters, and flooring. Clean Services' dirt scourers will remove and wipe down window screens and hand-squeegee window glass until openly weeping dirt finally surrenders ($2.75 per pane per side). Remove the gutter-clogging detritus of leaves, algae, and slingshot-launched Lego men to keep your roof's veins flowing properly with a gutter hand-cleaning ($0.75–$1.25 per linear foot). Pressure washing clears an array of crud-caked surfaces such as sidewalks, driveways, patios, roofs, and entire homes (on-site bid required). Shake years of dropped potato peels from the sofa with upholstery cleaning ($10–$15 per linear foot), or put this Groupon toward hot-water-extraction carpet cleaning ($149 for three rooms and a hallway) or tile and linoleum cleaning (requires on-site estimate) to ferry filth from underfoot.