Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $55, you get three hours of home- or office-cleaning services from Clean Space Inc. (a $120 value). This Groupon is valid for homes or offices located in Broward and Palm Beach County.
Clean Space's background-checked and continuously trained staff members ameliorate both living and office spaces while shortening clients' to-do lists. The three-hour service scours basic rooms including bathrooms, kitchens, living spaces, and underground caves hidden by unassuming bookshelves. Wielding their own supply of earth-approved products, the cleaning crew mops, vacuums, dusts away allergens, and wipes down inside windows, rounding out each service with a sanitizing finish and a gold star for cooperative dust particles. Afterward, cleansed chambers will exude purer air quality, with the staff's attention to detail resulting in long-lasting cleanliness and a sharp decline in organized grime.