Shedding toxins keeps people feeling healthy and prepares human bodies for their annual emissions tests. Clean up your personal environment with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at Cleansing Concepts in Westbury (an $80 value).

Cleansing Concepts restores health and vigor to wearied digestive systems through an array of detoxification procedures and technologies. Colon hydrotherapy aims to gently and naturally restore hydration to the colon while ridding it of toxic, impacted materials, such as half of Thanksgiving dinner. In a private room over the course of 40 minutes, a small rectal tube will flush the lower intestine with 15 gallons of triple-purified water, using natural gravity instead of a pressurized system to delicately clean the digestive tract and aid in the assimilation of nutrients and elimination of waste. A colon therapist will guide clients through their experience, teaching them how to better understand and respond to their bodily signals, such as the cramps that signal digestive issues and the compulsive blinking that indicates the presence of pterodactyls. After the treatment, the colon therapist will examine discarded waste to evaluate the current condition of the colon and recommend additional treatments if necessary.