What You'll Get
Human bodies are classic hoarders, refusing to toss out their harmful toxins and other useless bric-a-brac until their spleens become trapped under avalanches of old newspapers. Unclutter your carcass with today’s Groupon to Cleansing Day Spa in downtown Brooklyn. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a 45-minute colon hydrotherapy session (a $55 value).
- For $15, you get a 25-minute energy ion foot bath (a $30 value).
Cleansing Day Spa takes a holistic approach to wellness and beauty, aiming to improve health by reducing bodily toxins. Its ionic foot bath uses charged atoms, which act like tiny toxin-seeking magnets to neutralize and eliminate body trash, thereby reducing stress on the liver, kidney, immune system, and internal janitorial staff. Colon hydrotherapy flushes embedded waste from the colon in a safe and sanitary way to help boost gastrointestinal health and overall wellness.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 26, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid for those pregnant or nursing. Clients with a pacemaker should consult doctor before ion foot bath. Tax included. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.