One, Three, or Five Colonics at Cleansing Day Spa in Brooklyn (Up to 75% Off)

Boerum Hill

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In a Nutshell

Self-administered colonics on comfy Colenz table use warm quadruple-filtered water, with staff on hand to answer questions

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires May 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Without a seasonal cleaning, bodies won’t have room to house Thanksgiving turkey or the piles of leaves that need to be eaten off the front yard. Free up some space with today’s Groupon to Cleansing Day Spa in Brooklyn. Choose from the following options:

  • For $25, you get one colonic (a $55 value).
  • For $39, you get three colonics (a $145 value).
  • For $59, you get five colonics (a $240 value).

At Cleansing Day Spa, the knowledgeable staff instructs clients on how to deliver self-administered colonics on a comfortable Colenz hydrotherapy machine. Once nestled atop the equipment’s cushioned backrest and curved leg bolster, patrons insert a slender, flexible rectal tube that introduces water into the body. The temperate water is quadruple filtered and screened for scraps of pro-Bolshevik propaganda, and it hydrates colon walls during a series of fills and releases that softens impacted waste and stimulates the body’s natural peristalsis.

Throughout the 40-minute treatment, waste is evacuated into a recessed basin, where jets of water wash it away without mess or odor. An experienced hydrotherapist will be on standby for any questions, but otherwise clients are left alone, mostly clothed and draped with a sheet, to discreetly choreograph their own treatment. Afterward, patrons can re-nourish their bodies with a packet of complimentary supplements and an edible poster of the food pyramid.

Customer Reviews

ThAnk you for everything
Heather · May 13, 2012
Thanks for taking care of the scheduling issue. Will continue to be a regular client.
Rhea S. · March 22, 2012
Very comforting and pleasant environment
Aaliyah S. · March 22, 2012

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