With age, parts of the anatomy succumb to the effects of gravity, which explains why babies' feet are so close to their ears. Defy the downward forces of nature with today's Groupon: for $999, you get four laser breast-lift treatments at Clear Allergy Immunology Laser Center in Plano (a $3,200 value).
Dr. Eric R. Kavosh and the team at Clear Allergy Immunology Laser Center improve the appearance of ladies' décolletages with noninvasive, nonsurgical laser breast enhancements. Throughout the two-hour appointments, spaced at least two weeks apart for optimal results, a technician bathes the upper chest with the Fotona laser's infrared light. This light travels deep into the dermis to thicken weakened fibrous tissue and boost collagen production with heat and inspirational hair-metal ballads, elevating sagging bosoms to full mast. The treatment is virtually pain-free—most patients describe the feeling as a rapid pulse of heat—and gals can immediately return to their day-to-day activities of exercising and commuting via pogo stick. For maximum results, clients should undergo multiple treatments, though some tightening may be seen in as little as two weeks, and the resulting collagen production may continue for several months after the last treatment.
Clear Allergy, Immunology, and Laser Center
A graduate of the University of Texas at Austin and a member of the American Medical Association, Dr. Eric Kavosh oversees Clear Allergy, Immunology, and Laser Center, which matches its sophisticated allergy diagnostic services with modern decor. Patients pass a stony water feature in the lobby and stroll through curved-ceiling hallways to arrive in treatment rooms, where Dr. Kavosh and his team confirm that clients are in fact allergic to cooties. To identify the underlying cause of an allergy's symptoms, the doctor uses advanced techniques such as rhinoscopy, which spots sinus-tissue problems that CT scans often miss. Dr. Kavosh also seeks to refortify patients whose weakened immune systems may cause them to suffer from frequent colds and infections, and his fleet of lasers works to remove unwanted hair, wrinkles, scars, and warts.