What You'll Get
The eyes are the silent tongues of the face, expressing thoughts when regular tongues are busy knotting cherry stems or trying to unstick themselves from frozen light poles. Hone the eyes' communicative abilities with today's Groupon: for $65, you get $150 worth of eyewear at Clear Optometry in San Mateo.
Clear Optometry's vision amenders employ fashionable sight shields to armor weary eyes for visual voyages. Showcasing the latest eyewear, Clear Optometry boasts a selection of frames from high-end designers, such as Prada, Fendi, and Chanel ($120+), as well as durable S.V. lenses equipped with scratch and UV coating ($89+). A staff of amiable sight shamans and an experienced optometrist can field questions and make informed suggestions on which glasses will maximize a person's aesthetic while minimizing their risk of mistakenly holding the hand of a complete stranger in the supermarket.
Complementing their upscale eyewear with a chic atmosphere, Clear Optometry features a sleek store space complete with cozy leather chairs, ambient music, and custom pendant drums. A children's room offers distraction-free lens viewing for parents, while an on-site refreshment bar serves fat-free frozen yogurt and antioxidant-rich tea, complimentary for patients.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. In-store only. Not valid with insurance. Must purchase lens and frames. Not valid for contact lenses. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.