If left to their own devices, cars would never bathe, turn down their music, or get out of bed before rush hour. Raise a more responsible vehicle with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get three basic full-service car washes (a $14.97 value) plus personal-touch interior-cleaning service (a $29.97 value) or three platinum exterior washes (a $35.97 value) at Clear Sunset Car Wash in Bradenton (up to a $44.94 total value).
Clear Sunset Car Wash disinfects automotive organs using a thorough touchless process. Each basic full-service wash consists of a classic exterior bath with a soft cloth that shines sullied sedans, followed by a spot-free rinse and volumizing blow-dry. A 10-step interior tidying completes the package by removing evidence of dirt, dust, mud-slinging, and campaign signs you've stolen. Meanwhile, road navigators that enlist the platinum service will safeguard their street schooner with an undercarriage wash and rust restrainer, clear-coat protectant, wheel cleaner, triple-foam polish, tire shine, and Simoniz double-bond Teflon car-care protection. Freshly bathed four-wheelers are then toweled off and read a politically correct bedtime story at no additional charge.
To ensure your vehicle's continued sparkle, Clear Sunset offers a free wash within 48 hours of the initial expunging, while the platinum wash allows more puddle-prone cars up to five days to rescrub themselves at no extra charge. Expectant auto owners can await the delivery of their like-new arrivals inside the comfort of the waiting room, where guests can compare their car's cleanliness to celebrity cars thanks to free WiFi and computer stations.