What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and distracting cats, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon. For $150, you get four Clearstone laser hair-removal sessions, an up to a $550 value. Because Clearstone prices its laser treatments by body part, the treatments purchased with today’s Groupon can cover hair removal to the underarms, the neck (front or back), all levels of bikini, sideburns, chin, or abs. There is a limit of two Groupons per customer (one Groupon per body part), for a total of eight sessions. Feel free to purchase multiple Groupons for friends or loved ones who haven’t fully understood your subtle hints of sleep-waxing and drive-by shaving.
Only highly trained laser professionals staff Clearstone. For the curious customer, its website provides information on the science behind laser hair removal and answers your questions about laser technology. Clearstone is open seven days a week, and today’s deal is good for the next six months. This deal requires you to focus the four sessions on one area, so you can remove the crabgrass from your private garden just in time for spring, and confidently flout your smooth skin in whatever degree of undress appeals to you.
As explained in the science section of the Clearstone website, most clients will require an average of four to six treatments, though it varies from person to person. The staff of Clearstone will give you a better idea of how many treatments you'll need. Be sure to make an appointment with Clearstone after your purchase. Without an appointment, you run the risk of entering the laser room while a misunderstood supervillian is hijacking the technology, and that's one nefarious subplot you don't want to get mixed up in.
Though there are no online reviews for Clearstone, past clients offer these enthusiastic testimonials on the website:
- You guys are amazing at informing people of the advantages of your technology, putting my mind at ease, and making the treatments comfortable. And the results after just one treatment are amazing. – Stefanie, Montrose
- I've had my arms done and absolutely love the results. Painless and very fast. – Rod, Woodlands
- [Laser Specialist] Fatima [Fernandaz] is awesome, she makes you instantly comfortable. And my results are amazing. – Kaitlin, Clear Lake
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 12, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, one Groupon per body part. May buy multiple as gifts. Valid for underarms, all levels of bikini, neck, sideburns, chin or abs. No cash value. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Clearstone Spa
Clearstone Spa was founded to assist clients seeking a way to improve their appearance by permanently reducing or eliminating unwanted hair. While the spa has won the 2013 Best Laser Hair Removal Provider award from H-Texas Magazine they have also expanded services to include beautifying treatments such as chemical peels, IPL photofacials, HydraFacials, and microdermabrasion. The team harnesses an arsenal of Nd:YAG, KTP, and Alexandrite lasers, which they use to treat unwanted hair, tattoos, or signs of aging such as sun spots and molting.