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What You'll Get
The body is one of the most vital parts in the human body that, when misaligned, causes your world to become a confusing swirl of doubt, remorse, and confusing eye contact. Stay in line with today's deal: for $49, new clients get their choice of either a naturopathic consultation or a standard chiropractic exam and adjustment from Clearwater Clinic. Either option includes a 30-minute sports massage, giving this Groupon a total value of up to $341 depending on the chosen treatment. An appointment at the downtown office is required.
If the body is a messy machine, then chiropractors are the necessarily filthy mechanics. The chiropractors at Clearwater Clinic are highly trained in orthopedics, neurology, anatomy, physiology, nutrition, and metallurgy. Their years of experience with human spines have made them skilled healers and excellent double-dutchers. The Clearwater chiropractors will find the source of your pain and threaten it out of town with the appropriate taunts, gestures, medical experience, and physically restoring services.
An alternative twist on the traditional doctor's visit, a half-hour naturopathic consultation addresses the hidden sources of mental and physical pains and woes from an open, holistic perspective. Depending on your individual needs, your naturopath may recommend chiropractic, medicinal, aromatherapy, and other nontraditional treatments, or they may prescribe more Western fixes and medications.
Should you opt instead for the standard chiropractic exam, buckle down and get ready for a heart-destressing ride on the mellow coaster of certain relief. After taking your history and evaluating your condition and specific requirements, your chiropractor will administer chiropractic manipulation on several regions and work to resolve any acute or chronic pain related to any injuries or accidents. Regardless of whether you choose a chiropractic exam or a naturopathic consultation, your visit ends on a blissful note with an enlimbering 30-minute clinical sports massage.
The Fine Print
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About Clearwater Clinic
Clearwater Clinic’s three chiropractic doctors, Bryan Baisinger, Jacob May, and Greg Lekas, all share at least one other passion: athletics. Dr. Baisinger, the owner, specializes in sports medicine and performance, and is the former medical director for the Portland Fit marathon-training group. When he isn’t in the office, he’s serving as team physician for Portland State University’s athletics department or hapkido instructor at Portland State.
Dr. May is a member of the physical therapy team at the Oregon Ballet Theater, Dr. Lekas teaches martial arts, and both donate their time and skills to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society’s Team in Training sports-training program. At Clearwater, all three doctors combine their areas of expertise to provide integrative chiropractic care with manipulative therapy and manual-adjustment techniques.
They’re aided by a team of specialists that helps identify a range of issues—whether it’s mental stress caused by working too much or physical stress caused by tunneling out of a work cubicle. Naturopathic doctor Lindsey Nelson educates patients on plans for stress reduction and proper nutrition. Lori Petras, meanwhile, treats clients with acupuncture or Chinese herbs. And, using modalities such as deep-tissue, Swedish, and hot or cold-stone massage, a pair of licensed massage therapists removes tension from muscles.