What You'll Get
Though the long-term consequences of bathing are still unknown, scientists insist that showering is far safer than being licked spotless by neighborhood cats. Shower your insides with today's Groupon: for $75, you get two colon hydrotherapy treatments at ClearWater Colonics in St. Paul (up to a $150 value).
Using the advanced Colenz system, the staff members at ClearWater Colonics prioritize health and comfort as they guide clients through cleansing colon-hydrotherapy treatments. Each private 45-minute session begins atop a comfortable specialty bed, where all questions about the process find answers from colon specialists and their friendly puppets. Clients can initiate their own internal rinsing under staff supervision with a lubricated nozzle, replaced after each session to ensure a sanitary scrub down. Purified water partners with gravity during the treatment, which aims to hydrate the entire colon and gently flush waste matter into a closed basin beneath the bed. Precise controls match water to each colon's temperature, and a ventilation system grants odorless sessions.
Colon hydrotherapy requires no downtime and offers instant improvement by helping to remove toxins and relieve intestinal stress. The method can even reduce fatigue, lower-back pain, and frequent infections, and patients generally lose an average of 2 pounds and four swallowed crayons per treatment. ClearWater Colonics recommends completing both sessions within three weeks for best results.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About ClearWater Colonics
Healing starts from the inside out. That is what the trained hydrotherapists at ClearWater Colonics preach as they keep bodies healthy through detoxifying colonics, spa treatments, and healing energy therapies. Colonics aid the natural cleansing processes of the liver, kidneys, and digestive tract by gently removing impacted matter and impurities using a continuous flow of UV-filtered water. Each session on the Colenz open-system machine—which uses disposable hoses and speculums—encourages a better-functioning colon and can also help decrease bloating, headaches, and fatigue. The clinic also provides less invasive detox treatments, including an aloe vera clay body mask, a mineral soak for the hands and feet, and jikiden reiki sessions, which restore depleted energy levels using an ancient hands-on technique and a replacement set of AA batteries.