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Sometimes, combinations can be deadly, like the neurotoxin created by mixing peanut butter with chocolate or a one-eyed shark with a belly full of cursed gold. Today's deal lets you fight back with your own dangerous combo. Plunder the Clearwater Beach coast on a quest for unseen treasures led by shoulder parrots and half-robot, half-pirate tour guides from the future. For $30, you get a two-hour guided Segway tour and a keepsake photo DVD by Clearwater Gliders Segway Adventures (a $80 total value). Take a fun non-walking stroll atop the wheeled chariots that have the honor of being the #2 Clearwater attraction on TripAdvisor. There is no age requirement, but land lubbers must tip 100 pounds on the scale, lest they risk being flung into the briny deep, by which we mean the sky.

Your tour guide will take you on a journey of historical proportions. Learn about Pinellas County's storied past, from Native Americans to Conquistadors with guides who were there for it all—pirates. The captain of your fleet of landschooners will regale you with epic tales. Let your brain and eyes sponge up facts and scenery aplenty. Pirates are known to be highly charismatic fellows, and yours will be no exception. All the while, your guide will be snapping commemorative photos for his or her pack of loyal travellers. At journey's end, you will receive the snapshots on a photo DVD, which is included with your Groupon.

Gift some Groupons for the whole family to forge a sea-worthy crew. Unite proudly to raise your family flag in the name of adventures in pirateering. Timbers will be shivered and yars will be had. Segways are designed to be intuitively controlled machines, making them easy to handle for people of all ages. They respond to your every move, shifting the way you shift and dancing the way that you dance. As you cruise through the salty air on your wheeled dingy, you will return to a time where planks were punishment, dolphins were mortal enemies, and pirates ruled the earth.

Reviews

TripAdvisors rate Clearwater Gliders Segway as the #2 attraction in Clearwater, giving it 4.5 stars:

• The segway is something you just have to check out. That's the most fun I've EVER had in two hours. Captain Will made history come alive, we felt like we we're really Pirates! We tried segways before but the new ones are so much easier. Even went on sand and got wet in the surf. Stopped once for 5 min. to rest as "will" told Native histories that were immpressive [sic]. Highly recommend this Segventure as they call it.Can't wait to do this in another city. – globalguy45
• Guided tour was a plus. Had good time finding historic areas of Clearwater; had no idea these even existed. – cahMichigan