For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading an endless number of bar codes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today’s Groupon to Columbus Laser Spa. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for one small body area (up to a $1,172 value).
- For $299, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for one medium body area (up to a $2,064 value).
- For $499, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for one large body area (up to a $2,800 value).
The friendly and professional laser pointers at Columbus Laser Spa undo unwanted follicles with a high-tech and long-lasting treatment effective across a wide spectrum of skin and hair types. During a hair-removal procedure, beams of specially calibrated light penetrate to the skin’s basement, attacking unsightly hairs with localized heat and withering insults, all within the brief space of a few minutes. The clinic’s sophisticated Candela GentleLASE laser system covers a larger area of epidermis in every zap than typical lasers, while easing redness and discomfort with a soothing Dynamic Cooling Device after each touch.
Though Columbus Laser Spa warns that the nature of hair growth requires up to eight treatments to remove all hair in a targeted area, follicles targeted in their impressionable stage of growth will be exiled from the skin’s smooth kingdom on pain of being dyed hot pink. Clients may combine two Groupons for a strand-blasting series of six treatments. Guests should take care to shave or trim their treatment area one day before their visit and avoid sun exposure on treated areas for two weeks before and after the procedure.
Cleveland Laser Spa
Wholly dedicated to hair removal, the small team at Cleveland Laser Spa has performed tens of thousands of laser procedures between them. So confident are they in their proprietary LaserFast system that the clinic offers a two-year guarantee on all completed hair-removal regimens. This is because they know that any possible hair regrowth will occur in the first 24 months after the treatments, so if tufts sprout anew in that timeframe, the technicians will re-zap the region for free and plaster each follicle with a tiny eviction notice.