What You'll Get
A good workout builds both the muscular strength and the mental fortitude necessary to withstand the The Hamburglar's onslaught of meat-flavoured punches. Stand up to delicious bullying with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a 10-class punch card for boot camp or martial-arts classes (a $15 value / class) at Clinch MMA in Lower Sackville (a $150 total value).
Clinch MMA helps both fighters and fitness seekers ankle-lock laziness, maintaining a high level of integrity under the Rickson Gracie belt system and direction from a canfitpro-certified trainer. During fit-to-fight boot-camp classes—including a weekly women-only session—15–20 participants incinerate calories through high-intensity workouts that blend martial-arts fundamentals with flipping tires, heavy bag routines, and crushing medicine balls between pinkies. Martial-arts classes complement the boot-camp sessions, training 25 or more students at a time in muay thai kickboxing, Brazilian jujitsu, karate, and freestyle wrestling. Boot-camp classes span Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, with both morning and evening sessions available on Mondays and Thursdays, and the martial-arts schedule offers classes and the opportunity to make guttural primate vocalizations while getting fit every day of the week.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New members only. Must redeem Punch Card in full by 2/20/12. Reservation recommended. Subject to availability. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.