It was once thought that a picture is worth a thousand words, but linguists recently discovered a new phoneme—the shutter click—that puts each image's vocabulary closer to six million. Celebrate this brilliant photo-phonetics breakthrough with today’s Groupon: for $80, you get an on-location photo session and a $50 credit for proofs from Clipfell Photography (a $175 value).

Clipfell Photography is a portrait studio specializing in intimate photographs that seek to capture the vibrant personalities of their subjects in casual, on-location shoots. Snapshot savant Robyn offers a consultation before each portrait session to better understand each customer’s style and ascot-donning priorities. She prefers photographing subjects in their natural habitats and can expertly disguise herself as a flowering shrub for camera-shy customers and their nervous pets. A studio is available for classic and business headshots, but customers are encouraged to choose their own locations to infuse each glossy image with an additional layer of character.

A $50 credit for proofs can procure a veritable potpourri of photo sizes, such as an 8”x10” print ($25) and two 5”x7” prints ($25 for two). Customers are given access to proofs online and may divide their print selections across multiple poses, so you can determine which of your poses best exude success before emailing them off to the dubious authors of your childhood report cards.