Unlike secondhand clothes, secondhand fruit is useless thanks to an overabundance of juggle wounds. Enjoy secondhand products untainted by clowns with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of gently used women's clothing and accessories at Clothes Mentor in Madison.
Clothes Mentor stocks its high-end resale racks with lightly used, stylish merchandise. Carrying sizes 0–36, as well as maternity clothes, it supplies the raw materials for women of any body type to radiate glamour like countesses caught in a solar storm. Shoppers browse myriad brands including Coach and Ugg, infusing their wardrobes with budget-friendly blouses, breeches, and footwear. Banana Republic shirts ($8–$15) can be seen hanging around with Coldwater Creek pants ($20), and a selection of Dooney and Bourke purses ($40+) beckon shoppers to fill their compartments with wallets, grocery lists, and soap sculptures of Richard Nixon. Ornament a décolletage and spruce up ensembles with a miscellany of jewelry pieces, most of which can be snatched up for under $10. Clothes Mentor pays cash for gently used, high-quality items, keeping store shelves buzzing with a steady influx of fresh arrivals.