A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new digs with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of bohemian-inspired boutique clothing at Cloud 9 Clothing. This Groupon is valid at any of Cloud 9’s five locations.
Cloud 9’s sartorial sages drape women in colorful, layered threads from a plethora of brands, creating youthful, vibrant looks that have earned the chain kudos from Baltimore magazine. Sunglasses ($20/pair) join body wrappings such as sturdy coats, strapless wrap dresses, and red satin cinched-waist dresses that eschew sleeves in order to easily display directions home tattooed on biceps. Though offerings vary by location and availability, possibilities include a white ANM tank blooming with rolled-fabric roses ($24) and handmade jewelry forged from colorful stones and metals. Shoppers can enswathe tigress torsos in a leopard-print Free People tank top ($38) or breeze by in a gauzy Tickled Pink scarf shot through with silvery threads ($22) to ward off vampiric combs.