In-office spa treatments frequently lead to copiers being jammed with towels soaked in baby oil. Today's Groupon abolishes on-location stress relief with a choice of a 60-minute custom massage, 60-minute Twinkle Toe Salt Scrub, or 45-minute Organic Chocolate Masque for $32 at Cloud Nine Therapeutics (a $65 value). Cloud Nine Therapeutics' made-to-order spa treatments will massage pores, undo knots and kinks, and soothe rough bear-trap feeders.

Cloud Nine's hour-long Custom Massage is a hybrid muscle mediation that fuses Swedish, shiatsu, joint mobilization, and deep-tissue massage. The massage incorporates moist heat paks to allow the deeper work needed to relieve tension hiding inside bone caves. For those who can bear to let chocolate rest on their mug without offering their face to trick-or-treaters, Cloud Nine's 45-minute Organic Chocolate Masque feeds the skin antioxidants and gently exfoliates using organic cocoa powder. Cloud Nine's hour-long Twinkle Toe Salt Scrub drowns your oft-neglected floor pounders in a warm bubbly foot soak, massages out stress points, and douses them with nostril-arousing aromatherapy.

Spa virtuoso and owner of Cloud Nine, Stephanie O'Connell, touts a perfect storm of cure-all credentials featured on her résumé. As a child, O'Connell's hands were deemed gifted and were sent to the front of the class by a healing savant dressed like a teacher. The entire Cloud Nine staff is responsive and eager to put their helping hands to work for you. Gather a group of friends who work on oil derricks and ward off stress.