If Rome had been built using beef instead of stone, it might have still fallen in a day, but its homeless citizens could have found solace in the delicious bovine rubble. Demolish your hunger with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of dinner fare and drinks at Cloyde's Steak and Lobster House, located in the Venetian Village off Gulfshore Boulevard. Cloyde's beefs up South Florida dining with its corn-fed, dry-aged steaks and daily imported seafood. Inspire your jaw muscles to exercise by introducing them to an order of steamed mussels meunière ($11) before continuing your deep-sea voyage with twin Australian 7-ounce lobster tails ($33). Brand the 13-ounce black angus prime rib of beef ($22) with your teeth, then tint it with a glass of Sterling merlot (Napa 2005, $14/glass). Reservations are required, and a full listing of Cloyde's tasty fare can be viewed online or at the back of a psychic's brain.
4050 Gulfshore Blvd.
Naples, Florida 34103Get Directions