What You'll Get
In today's workplace, sleeveless, bicep-broadcasting business suits are a common sight, and deal-closing golf games are eschewed in favor of sweat-slicked cage matches. Get in shape to vault over the corporate ladder with today's Groupon. For $30, new clients get 30 days of unlimited gym access ($99), three half-hour personal training sessions ($135), and three yoga or kinesis classes (up to $30) from Club P-fit, up to a $264 total value. Though there are many class times every day of the week, they are still subject to availability.
At Club P-fit, the bottom line is ripped, the color palette is bright, the locker rooms are pristine, the atmosphere is friendly, and every cardio machine is majestically crowned with a television. Sling weights and scream out squats like a classic chunkhead, or whittle yourself down with a cutting-the-top-of-the-line-edge TechnoGym stationary bike. Partner up with a one of P-fit's skilled, attentive personal trainers to push your limits or better discern your fitness goals.
For your classes, you can opt for the usual array of bends, twists, and deeply suffusing breaths of multi-level yoga, or try the relatively new discipline of kinesis, tugging on and twisting around resistance bands to build powerful, functional tensile strength.
If you look forward to going to the gym instead of dreading it, you'll be more apt to stay on track with your fitness routine. That's why the friendly staff at Club P-fit designed their cathedral of cardio to make you feel welcome and comfortable. When you hand them a sopping, stinky towel, they'll say "Thanks" and nail it up on their trophy wall, and when you emerge from the showers, you'll be swarmed by a hired staff of children screaming for autographs.
- The highly personalized attention from expert staff has revolutionized my relationship to fitness...For goal-driven individuals, the techno-fit equipment is unparalleled. – AmyD3, Citysearch
- [Kinesis instructor] Carl makes the class fun and challenging by pushing you to your potential without making it discouraging. The trainers are all extremely knowledgable [sic] and happily offer sound advice to clients about reaching their fitness goals. – EmDep, Citysearch
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 27, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Must activate by expiration date. Membership good for 30 days after activation. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as a gifts. New members only. LA residents only. Must be 18 years or older. Wellness System not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.