What You'll Get
An excess of cellulite can harm self-confidence, much like romantic rejection or falling for your own Ponzi scheme. Nourish your self-image with today’s Groupon to club Reduce in Tarpon Springs. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get one anticellulite body wrap (an $85 value).
- For $65, you get two anticellulite body wraps (a $170 value).
- For $90, you get three anticellulite body wraps (a $255 value).<p>
Club Reduce works to contour bodies and shrink away inches with herbal body wraps designed to diminish the appearance of cellulite quickly and painlessly, and without dehydration. During the 60-minute-long treatment, the natural herbal formula snuggles around physiques, penetrating deep into the tissue to boost efficiency of both the lymphatic and circulatory systems. The detoxifying process is then hastened, flushing away the waste, impurities, and old college textbooks that build up beneath the skin to cause unsightly dimples. Aside from shrinking bodies an average of 4–14 inches, the process also tightens slackened skin by restoring elasticity. After the treatment, newly contoured clients can help maintain the results of their slimming session with continued diet and exercise, or by replacing sleepwalking with sleep volleyball.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Club Reduce
The physician-led programs at Club Reduce approach weight loss via two holistic approaches that are informed by science. Comprehensive programs may spring fully grown from the cranium of Zeus or from one-on-one consultations, during which practitioners may send samples of clients’ saliva or hair to the lab for analysis that will reveal hormone imbalances, or they might direct clients to input their diet into a computer system that will highlight vitamin deficiencies. These programs target personal obstacles to slimming down, such as hormone irregularities and sugar dependency, and may be tailored to relieve chronic headaches or allergies or restore health to lackluster skin. The second path sidesteps regimes in favor of three discreet, relaxing treatments that aim to noninvasively jumpstart the metabolism and catalyze natural detoxification processes.