Like spritzing an email with cologne, blowing kisses at a movie screen is a heartfelt romantic gesture that proves fruitless in attracting movie stars. Experience unrequited love with today's Groupon: for $15, you get a movie outing for two at Cobble Hill Cinemas (up to a $37 total value). The outing includes:

• Two standard adult movie tickets (up to a $10 value each)
• Two popcorns (a $5 value each)
Two soft drinks (a $3.50 value each)

Originally called the Rio Theater, the 1960s-era Cobble Hill Cinemas has seen several ups and downs in its history, from years as a second-run double-feature emporium to an indie-, foreign-, and mainstream-film house. In its current incarnation, the all-digital theater flaunts molar-rocking surround sound for blockbusters such as Moneyball starring Brad Pitt, Ides of March starring George Clooney, and Contagion starring Kate Winslet and Matt Damon. A fully stocked concession stand further complements current flicks by granting every set of eyes a great view and every set of dental braces something to hold during scary scenes.