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Experience the Latin fitness revolution with two one-hour Zumba classes at CocoFitness. Zumba combines Latin rhythms with 800-calorie-busting routines and subtle reminders of the enemy. Caroline “Coco” Low will lead you in a sweat-inducing, muscle-fatiguing, fast-and-slow-interval routine fusing hip-hop, Bollywood, salsa, and merengue.
CocoFitness’s Zumba classes are so entertaining you’ll feel like you’re at Coco’s private dance party, burning tons of calories, toning and sculpting your body, and playing Pin The Tail On The Coco. When you’re finished, you’ll feel energized, inspired, and limber enough to perform 68 revolutions of the hips at 40 degrees of alternating gyrations, which will let you form Arianna’s Matrix, an ancient dance move so powerful that it was said to re-sculpt not just your body, but reality itself.
Zumba is perfect for beginners and drop-ins, so grab some friends and hone your skills for impromptu musical numbers and spontaneous dance battles—working out with people you know is a lot more fun and 18% safer than working out with strangers.
CocoFitness was listed as a makeover master in January’s Allure. One reviewer on WeddingWire gives it an average score of 4.8 out of 5, Google reviewers give it a perfect five stars, and folks on MeetUp love it: > * Coco is a great instructor with lots of enthusiasm! If you want to feel motivated and look great for your wedding day go with her! – Zette, WeddingWire > * But what makes Zumba hot and sexy is COCO. She is talented, energetic and uplifting!!! I leave her class dripping in sweat but feeling great and healthy! Her body is inspiring, her music is hip, and her choreography rocks! – Rural Development, Google > * First of all, this class is fun. It doesn’t really feel like you’re working out, just that you’re busting a move. :) Secondly, Coco is a great instructor. She’s fun, friendly, helpful and makes sure everyone’s comfortable regardless of their level. Thirdly, it’s a good workout. It’s what I’ve always looked for. Definitely recommend. – melissa, MeetUp.com
A Zumba dance class is easily identified by its catchy name and even catchier rhythms. Beware of these Zumba imitators:
- Roomba: Prototype artificial intelligence/mechanical slave disc.
- Goomba: Respected Fungi-American activist and Mario foil.
- Zunga: Ancient aboriginal god of punching someone in the back of the head.
- Zoo Bob: Local “One-Man Menagerie” and record holder for most living animals clinging to one’s person in the categories of parrots, feral cats, and stoats (contested).