Humans are just as adept at changing colors as chameleons; they turn red when embarrassed, green when ill, and blue when banging on percussive tubes in Man Group meetings. Develop a more natural hue with today’s Groupon: for $28, you get a beauty package at Cocoa Tanning Studio (up to a $100 value). Guests can choose one of the following packages:

• Four 30-minute infrared-sauna sessions
• Four tanning sessions in any level bed</br></br>

Cocoa Tanning Studio’s fleet of 2010 model tanning beds, standup booths, and infrared sauna imbues weary patrons with a healthful aura. Guests can melt away aches and ailments via trips into the balmy confines of an infrared sauna, with temperatures that run lower than traditional saunas to ensure that comfort and wax lips remain intact. During each 30-minute session, invisible rays of heat-distributing light tunnel through epidermal tissue to tickle perspiration out of glands, promoting full-body detoxification. The sauna can also aid in bodily beautification, setting calories aflame and diminishing the appearance of scars, acne, rashes, and permanent-marker moustaches.

Alternatively, clients can opt for a tanning bed, which envelops supine sunners in a host of lavish features including LED mood lights, ergonomic contour-tanning surfaces, and eco-friendly lamps harvested from organic bulb orchards. As bodies bask in sunless ultraviolet kisses, guests can anchor their mp3 player in the in-bed iPod dock to bolster tannification with a self-made tune feast. As an alternative to recumbent browning, a diamond-level standup booth equipped with an advanced cooling system enables upright glow-getting in nine minutes. Physiques emerge from tans sporting skin as bronzed and radiant as a glow stick dipped in caramel. Cocoa Tanning Studio offers free underground parking, and prospective clients can check out the online tanning and sauna tips for more information.