What You'll Get
An ice-cream parlor is like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, only instead of the inevitable nuclear white-water dinosaur catastrophe, you get delicious ice cream topped according to your whim. Journey into the heart of flavor with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of custom-crafted, generously topped ice cream, ice-cream cakes, and novelties at Cold Stone Creamery in Tuscaloosa.
Made fresh every day, Cold Stone Creamery's ice cream inhabits a quantum flux between soft-serve and traditional ice cream, with a rich, creamy texture that whispers tales of its superpremium quality as it glides over taste buds. Choose from dozens of silky flavors, such as irish cream and butter pecan, then pile on dozens of toppings as traditional as crumbled cookies and chopped nuts or as quirky as granola, black licorice, and pieces from magnetic poetry sets. Sufferers of premature brain freeze who are unable to invent a creamy concoction can try a Cold Stone Signature creation ($3–$5), such as the almond-studded and caramel-slathered Coffee Lovers Only or the Peanut Butter Cup Perfection with Reese's peanut-butter cups and fudge. The Frankencream you desire will be scooped cold off the grill into a freshly made waffle cone or bowl. Ice-cream creations are priced from $3.50 to $4.50, depending on size.
Cold Stone's crack cakesmiths also forge glacial delicacies ($25–$26.99 for an 8-inch round Signature cake) in spectacular styles such as Strawberry Passion, whose immaculately formed graham-cracker crust and strawberry-frosting formations conceal alternating strata of red velvet and strawberry ice cream, and Cookie Dough Delirium, a madcap miracle wrapped in a straitjacket of sweet cream and yellow cake. Ice-cream sandwiches ($8.99 for a four-pack) serve as ideal cold compresses for sprained tongues and weepy snowmen and are available in flavors including cake batter and cookie crumb. Meanwhile, a fleet of cupcakes hide their delicious, creamy riches within spongy chocolate vaults ($12.99 for six).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at Tuscaloosa location. Not valid for fundraisers. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.