Dancing is the second-best way to let the body do the talking, just short of being born with a secondary bellybutton mouth. Elegantly express yourself with today's Groupon: for $30, you get one month of dance classes (up to a $60 value) with registration fees (a $30 value) at Colleen’s Studio of Dance Arts in Denham Springs (up to a $90 total value).

Colleen’s Studio of Dance Arts develops rhythmic movements in students of all ability levels with a full suite of weekly dance lessons. Throughout the month, skillful instructors unmask the trade secrets of multifarious moves and grooves, from the classic trifecta of ballet, tap, and jazz to mid-postmodern hip hop, musical theater, and cheer dance. With gatherings of 15 or fewer dancers per lesson, each student is ensured individualized attention and the chance to perfect postures, commingle with fleet-footed peers, and transform every now and then into a swan. Liberated from the obligation of registration fees, prospective lords and ladies of the dance can freely peruse the online schedule for upcoming classes.

The interdisciplinary combinations at Colleen's pique beginning and intermediate palates with a mélange of stylistic flavors, and special-needs students have access to custom-designed syllabi. Catering to recreational and serious dancers alike, students and fully personified whirling dervishes may be eligible for Colleen’s intensive curriculum in partnership with the studio’s prestigious dance company (audition required).