Clutter can prevent us from performing basic daily tasks, such as paying bills on time and having Hollywood heartthrob George Clooney over to watch television. Exile household clutter with today's Groupon: for $149, you get two hours of labor from two workers from College Hunks Hauling Junk (a $298 value). Click here for a list of zip codes serviced. This deal is valid toward the labor required to load, unload, re-arrange, or stage items. Donation-delivery or junk-removal may be purchased for an additional fee.
College Hunks's staff of muscular-backed college students can escort junk around or off your property to a new, happier home. Round up a gaggle of strong arms to assist in the feng shui-ing of your abode or to help dissemble the 40-foot Rockefeller Center Christmas tree replica in your living room.
Though this Groupon is only valid for labor costs, 60% of the junk collected can be released into the wild, as it's recycled or donated to Goodwill, the Salvation Army, Habitat for Humanity, or other charities. The hunks have completed more than 10,000 office clean-outs for businesses nationwide, giving them ample opportunity to perfect the art of verbally convincing computers, desks, and water coolers to leave.