Clutter can prevent us from performing basic daily tasks, such as paying bills on time and having baseball slugger Mark McGwire over to watch television. Clear out anything standing in the way of Big Mac time with today's Groupon to College Hunks Hauling Junk. Choose between the following options:

• For $130, you get two hours of home services (a $269 value).
• For $150, you get 8 cubic yards of junk cleared from your home or office (a $300 value).

College Hunks' staff of muscular-backed college students can escort junk off your property and move furniture to newer, happier homes. Sixty percent of the junk collected is released into the wild—it's recycled or donated to Goodwill, The Salvation Army, the NBA, or other charities.

The hunks have completed more than 10,000 office clean-outs for businesses nationwide, giving them ample opportunity to perfect the art of verbally convincing computers, desks, and water coolers to leave.