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What You'll Get
Cleansing your inner-workings is part of regular maintenance, like hosing down your car's engine or yelling at your cat until he coughs up every last half-digested crayon. Feel empty inside—the good kind—with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $45 for a colon-hydrotherapy session (up to a $90 value)
- $144 for a colon-hydrotherapy session and a "Fat Blast" thyroid obesity blood test and detox panel (a $474 value)
During the 30- to 40-minute colon-hydrotherapy session, a hydrotherapist washes the colon with warm, purified water. The water simultaneously loosens fecal matter and stimulates peristalsis to flush waste from the system. The thyroid obesity blood test then delves into the potential causes of chronic fatigue in two minutes. Results reveal whether patients have sluggish thyroids or a blood-sugar regulation problems, why they stores excess body fat, and how they can reverse fatigue and fat storage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Treatments must be used by the same person. Credit card required at time of booking. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Colon Care, Inc.
Since 1996, colon hydrotherapist Christina Pfeifer has been promoting wellness with a combination of colonics, acupuncture, and other body-purifying treatments. While traditional colonics are the crux of her repertoire, her services extend to other areas of the body, as well—she leeches toxins from the feet with ionic baths and believably impersonates Fabio to fortify mental well-being.