What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a colonic hydrotherapy treatment at Colonic Center of America in University Heights (a $60 value).
Colonic Center of America's team of therapists attends to clogged interiors in a comfortable setting with its gentle, FDA-approved cleansing hydrotherapy treatment. During the 45-minute procedure, clients relax as a soothing stream of warm water flows through the intestine's labyrinthine passageways, scouring every inch of its walls for excess bits of waste, waylaid Funyuns, and damaging toxins, which are subsequently dissolved, flowing harmlessly from the body. The employed safe, gravity-fed open system ensures that more water isn't forced into the body than is necessary, and works in tandem with an ultraviolet water-purification system that provides innards with only the cleanest aquatic scrub down. See Colonic Center of America's list of pre- and postsession guidelines for additional instructions and information.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 12 or older, parental consent required for anyone under 18. Must sign waiver. Some medical clearances apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Colonic Center of America
Colonic Center of America's team of therapists attends to clogged interiors in a comfortable setting with its gentle, FDA-approved cleansing-hydrotherapy treatment. The center uses the LIBBE system, which can be operated privately or with the assistance of a therapist. Sessions take place in private rooms, and clients don appropriate draping to maintain comfort and peace of mind. The filtration system removes all traces of offensive odors, ensuring a sanitary experience. Before treatments, clients are advised to drink plenty of filtered water, eat organic vegetables and fruits, and avoid swallowing marbles. See Colonic Center of America's complete list of pre- and post-session guidelines for additional instructions and information.