What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Colonic & Spa in Lutz. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get one colon-hydrotherapy treatment (a $60 value).
- For $50, you get two colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $100 value).
- For $90, you get four colon-hydrotherapy treatments (a $200 value).
Trained technicians clear internal roads bogged down by toxic traffic with colon-hydrotherapy treatments. Using an open-system device, warm filtered water irrigates colons impacted by undigested waste and retaliative ingestion of the dog's homework. Many clients find that continued treatment cuts down on toxins in the colon, thereby preventing the spread of toxins to other organs, including the skin, liver, kidneys, and lungs. Two days prior to treatment, the staff recommends cutting down on red meat, increasing intake of fruits, vegetables, and water, and eliminating dairy products by boycotting sunblock made with ice cream.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Colonic & Spa
The staff at Colonic & Spa help to expel the toxins that aggregate in, and stubbornly cling to, bodily systems. During colon-hydrotherapy treatments, which take place in a private room, the client reclines on a comfortable, FDA-approved LIBBE machine as a pencil-size tube flushes the colon with warm, filtered water. The solution ushers out dietary debris and toxins, and a ventilation system ensures an odor-free experience. Clients who prefer to multitask are invited to read, work on crossword puzzles, or use a speech-recognition system to write a romance novel.
The spa is also home to massage therapists, who tailor sessions to address clients' specific ailments. Treatments may rely on the expansive and ebbing strokes of Swedish massage to boost detoxification, the more intense pressures of deep-tissue work to release chronic pain, or the lesser-known high-five modality to generate a sense of camaraderie and coolness.