Homes that are not well maintained commit acts of domestic rebellion to get their owner's attention, constantly slamming their doors and spewing smoke-signal profanity from the chimney. Prevent sooty expletives with today's Groupon to Five Star Painting, valid for residences in Cincinnati and the Northern Kentucky areas of Cold Springs, Covington, Florence, Lakeside Park, Newport, Fort Mitchell, Fort Thomas, and Villa Hills. Choose between the following abode-gussying options:
- For $99, you get one full exterior power wash of any home up to 2,500 square feet (a $199 value).
- For $59, you get a gift card for $300 toward exterior painting.
Five Star Painting spruces up dulled-down dwellings with its home contracting services. Exterior power washing brandishes a pressure washer armed with hot water, a grime-battling bleach detergent solution, and a conical injector to abolish homes of mildew, algae, dirt, salt deposits, and graffiti scrawled in Klingon. An inspection follows each domestic baptism to ensure that all areas have been cleaned properly and that all bungalow, mansion, and tree-house owners are satisfied with the demeanor of their dwelling. An extra charge may apply for any necessary hand washing.
Chameleonic tenants wishing to bestow their house with a brand new hide can opt for the exterior painting gift card to take advantage of color-changing services provided by brush-wielding graduates of the Five Star painter certification program. Garages ($45–$65) or decks (starting at $500) can be painted to match their surroundings in case of predatory neighborhood toilet-papering attacks, and houses can get re-trimmed (starting at $1,200) to accessorize for the season.
Five Star Painting
Five Star Painting's expert wall refurbishers de-stress home decoration with complete setup and teardown. Punctual professionals revamp the home's rugged exterior, scraping away loose layers and re-staining wood siding if necessary. Home husks sport lavish coats of 100%-latex paints with Emulsa-Bond, which helps paints adhere to surfaces and protects against UV rays and attacks by sentient sunlamps. Staining services stylize and weatherize decks and wooden fencing. Grime exterminators expunge mildew, algae, dirt, and salt deposits through a pressure-washing solution of 10:1 bleach to detergent. The all-around handypersons also wash windows and hang holiday lights or clean Santa impersonators out of chimneys during the holidays. Prior to painting interiors, Five Star's painters move or drape drop cloths over all area rugs, furniture, and indoor anthills and ensure a smooth finish by spackling tiny holes and cracks.