The majority of monolingual Americans are often bitterly disappointed when they find that René Magritte's Ceci n'est pas un cheeseburger is not a cheeseburger. Equip your hands with very real edibles with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of burgers and more at Colorado Grill. Choose from one of its two locations in Fresno or Clovis.
The California Restaurant Association voted Colorado Grill's burger the Best Fast Casual Restaurant in 2008, and it's no surprise the eatery is best known for its fresh, never frozen mountain-size hamburgers. The menu boasts a bevy of burger possibilities, such as the aptly named half-pound Boulder burger ($4.99), which you can challenge yourself to ruggedly ascend with a double ($6.99), triple ($8.99), or 2-pound quadruple Boulder burger ($10.99). Diners ready to tackle a Mt. Burgermanjaro with the gaping, underground caverns of their stomachs can grab a Sherpa and delve into the 9-pound Aspen burger ($45.95). Sufferers of vertigo can keep their feet on the ground with a BigBurger ($2.99). Turkey ($4.89) and veggie burgers ($4.29) are also available, as are grilled chicken sandwiches ($4.89) and hot dogs ($2.89, $3.89 with chili). With a wave of a ketchup wand, any burger, sandwich, or dog can be transformed into a combo meal, served with steak fries and a beverage.
The grill is no slouch when it comes to sides; house-made onion rings ($3.99) hold their own against steak fries ($1.99–$3.99), skinny fries, and curly fries ($2.59–$3.99). Finish your meal or begin your next one with a creamy milkshake or malt made from real ice cream ($3.79–$5.49). Colorado Grill hosts a fun Americana atmosphere that will satisfy both your cravings for burgers and old-timey nostalgia.