What You'll Get
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else's table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a one-hour Swedish or therapeutic massage from a student at Colorado Institute of Massage Therapy (a $35 value).
Open for 26 years, Colorado Institute of Massage Therapy transforms fledgling muscle molders into bona fide massage therapists with practical, on-the-job training. Tense backs and stressed frames hop onto the bliss bed for an hour of relaxing Swedish or therapeutic massage, performed by a well-trained, bright-eyed student yet to become jaded by the spine’s unrelenting arrogance. During the Swedish massage, well-rehearsed hands strum the strings of tranquility across the back in long, sweeping strokes, and therapeutic-massage techniques untie tense knots and kinks with the speed and accuracy of an auctioneer’s secretary taking dictation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Under 13 or older or be accompanied by guardian. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.