What You'll Get
Digestive tracts, like labyrinths, often contain irritating twists and sounds resembling the bellow of a frustrated minotaur. Soothe savage insides with today’s Groupon to Colorado’s Best Colonics in Parker. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (an $80 value).
- For $99, you get three colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $240 value).<p>
Board-certified colon hydrotherapist Melanee Higgins aims to gently eliminate toxins and cleanse digestive systems through safe and sterile colon-hydrotherapy sessions. After an initial consultation, filtered, temperature-controlled water is introduced to the lower digestive tract, flushing bowels of inner miasmas, built-up gunk, and the ghost of chilidogs past. During each one-hour session, clients can have a technician press their hands or roll an Acu-Reflex five-ball roller over the abdomen to aid eviction of bodily squatters or strategically place hot stones on the stomach to improve circulation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 2 per person for 3-session option. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Colorado's Best Colonics
Melanee Higgins decided to make a career out of colon hydrotherapy after seeing firsthand the benefits it yielded in her own life. Now an I-ACT-certified practitioner at Colorado's Best Colonics, she helps her patients purge harmful toxins from their bodies—in turn improving nutrient absorption, recalibrating internal pH levels, and boosting energy stores. She preaches proper hydration, advising patients to drink a gallon of water or a lake through a straw each day, and recommends increasing fiber intake before treatments for optimal results. Further cleansing can be found in her detoxifying body wraps and ionic foot baths, which eliminate poisons from the body and improve organ health.