Mankind's feeble climbing skills and inability to digest delicious tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. Channel an inner mountain goat with today's Groupon to Rock Ratz. Choose from the following options:
- For $55, you get a half-day rock-climbing trip for one (a $180 value).
- For $99, you get a half-day rock-climbing trip for two (a $250 value).
- For $169, you get a half-day rock-climbing trip for four (a $380 value).
Certified through the U.S. Army mountaineering course, Rock Ratz's instructors accompany vertical travelers up the rock faces in majestic Colorado Springs parks. Join the rock jocks along a trip to the Garden of the Gods to conquer the sandstone formations that tower up to 300 feet high amid the backdrop of the Rockies and Pikes Peak. North Cheyenne Canyon beckons both beginner and advanced climbers to scale its granite cliffs that loom over the bubbling North Cheyenne Creek, and visitors to the Red Rock Canyon Open Space stand atop 100-foot-high cliffs rising over the 978-acre park. Protection bolts and anchors proffer routes suitable for beginners, advanced climbers, and those raised by reptiles. The certified climbers recommend sporting comfortable shoes and sun protection, as well as toting three or four bottles of water to rehydrate or offer to parched clouds.