What You'll Get
Aside from climbing out of rattlesnake-infested quicksand or posing for rattlesnake-infested watercolor portraits, few activities combine the focus and physicality seen in tae kwon do training. Defend yourself against threats of every kind with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one month of classes and a uniform at Colorado Taekwondo Institute (a $129 value). Choose from locations in Lakewood, Littleton, Westminster, Golden, and Conifer.
Colorado Taekwondo Institute's experienced instructors conduct martial artists of all skill levels and ages through the challenging, self-discipline-testing moves of tae kwon do. Suit up in the included full uniform to comfortably and fashionably tackle human opponents and armies of wooden planks during age-appropriate classes. The quest for spiritual and chiseled muscle fulfillment begins with a private one-on-one session, with the institute’s punch-and-kick connoisseurs giving personalized attention to each fresh-faced fist. While the schedule varies among campuses, classes are offered five days a week, with afternoon and evening classes available. Students may attend two to three classes per week.
Budding warriors from ages 2 to 5 can hone listening and concentration techniques in half-hour Tiger classes as they develop motor skills such as hand-eye coordination, balance, and noiseless pouncing. Each class concludes with a lesson on self-control, teaching dangerous digits to restrain themselves in tense situations. Youth with 5 to 12 years under their soon-to-be black belts can fine-tune study skills, learn respect for themselves and others, and practice levitating nunchucks with their minds, while adults ages 13 and up can tone muscles while setting free pent-up stress monsters. All teachings include self-defense methods, calorie-burning exercise, and self-defense against calorie-burning pyromaniacs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Registration required; subject to availability. Must activate membership by 11/10/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Must sign waiver. New students or students not enrolled 90 days prior to activation date only. Non-transferable. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.