What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $149 for two LipoLaser sessions (a $500 value)
- $215 for four LipoLaser sessions (a $1,000 value)
During the LipoLaser treatment, clients recline on a padded table while a cold-light laser stimulates fat cells to release their excess water and fatty acids, simulating the same process that occurs during exercise.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 120 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for option purchased. All services must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Midlands Physical Medicine
The clinicians at Midlands Physical Medicine use the latest in noninvasive fat-loss technology and nutritional research to help clients safely lose excess lipids, cellulite, and toxins. Before administering a LipoLaser treatment or a session on the whole-body-vibration platform, the technician uses precise implements to isolate the bodily territory in need of slimming. Over the course of a treatment, ultra-accurate, self-tensioning measuring tape tracks inch loss while a speedometer ensures that the client's body is observing local speed limits.