Filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard once said, "The cinema is truth at 24 frames per second," making slow-mo sports replays and sped-up Benny Hill gags nothing but cruel, cruel lies. Get the real deal with today's Groupon: for $12, you get two tickets (up to a $9 value each) and one large popcorn (a $6 value) at Columbia Place Stadium Cinemas (up to a $24 total value).

Columbia Place Stadium Cinemas projects current feature-length films in a clean, comfortable venue. From the soft, unobstructed confines of the theater's stadium seating, visiting cinephiles can witness life-size cinematic drama, from captivating car chases to romantic close-ups of Dustin Hoffman's shimmering nose hairs. The theater’s talkies vary, and current shows dazzle spectators with recent releases and box-office-topping blockbusters. Buttery Orville Redenbacher popcorn punctuates dramatic cliffhangers with crispy crunching. Thanks to all-digital sound, screen-scanners can revel in the modern, aural comforts of motion-picture technology, saving sensitive ears from the pops, crackles, and constant Wilhelm screams associated with cheaper analog systems.