Filmmaker Jean-Luc Godard once said, "The cinema is truth at 24 frames per second," making slow-mo sports replays and sped-up Benny Hill gags nothing but cruel, cruel lies. Get the real deal with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of tickets and concessions at Columbia Place Stadium Cinemas.
Columbia Place Stadium Cinemas projects current feature-length films in a clean, comfortable venue. From the soft, unobstructed confines of the theater's stadium seating, visiting cinefiles can witness life-sized cinematic drama, from captivating car chases to romantic close-ups of Dustin Hoffman's shimmering nose hairs. Today's deal can be exchanged for two evening tickets ($9 each) or one ticket, with the remaining balance going toward hunger-sating concessions such as buttery Orville Redenbacher popcorn ($4–$6), sodas ($4–$6), or classic movie candy ($1.50–$3.25).
Thanks to all-digital sound, screen-scanners can revel in the modern, aural comforts of motion-picture technology, saving sensitive ears from the pops, crackles, and constant Wilhelm screams associated with cheaper analog systems. Check out the list of current show times.