Smooth skin is like freshly frosted birthday cake: it looks so delicious that no one cares how old you are. Flaunt face cakes with today's Groupon: for $75, you get a DermaSweep skin-resurfacing treatment (a $125 value) and an exfoliating hand treatment (a $25 value) at Columbia's The Salon (a $150 total value).

Columbia’s The Salon’s epidermal artisans refurbish fusty faces, carapaces, and physiques with a suite of beautification treatments. During DermaSweep microdermabrasion sessions, experienced aestheticians counsel countenances with exfoliation and mild suction, gently jettisoning do-nothing dead skin cells like so many plastic egg shells to reveal the glistening Fabergé surfaces underneath. The multi-level, particle-free treatment helps to create butter-smooth skin as the wand’s vacuum action roots out pore-plugging oil, stimulates blood flow, and conjures collagen formation to tone and firm cutis contours. Hands made rough by sun, soap, and slap fights with the belt sander undergo a comprehensive surface scrub with a mitt-enhancing exfoliation session of their own.