What You'll Get
Shattering all scientific understanding, it’s been determined that the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone, and they’re all connected to Kevin Bacon. Keep bones straight with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a consultation, exam, x-rays, one adjustment, and two mechanical massages (a $295 value) at Comfort Chiropractic.
Directed by column-calibrating expert Dr. Alex Kallio, Comfort Chiropractic's dedicated team strives to reverse the body's mechanical hindrances and restore balance to the musculoskeletal system. Journeys of spinal alignment begin with a consultation and exam to identify areas of annoyance and concern. Dr. Kallio may request x-rays to further unearth blights such as breakage, curvature, and recreational marble consumption. From here, patients undergo an adjustment to ease discomfort. Depending on the patient's main concern, the spine may be reworked with the traditional diversified technique, manual low force, or a gentle hand-held device. Groupon holders also undergo two modalities of mechanical-traction massage. These treatments ease vertebral muscles and stressed cerebrums in tandem atop an automated table that cycles up and down the backbone, loosening knots and disgraced friendship bracelets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.