What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get an exam, cleaning, and dental x-rays at Comfort Dental Care & Orthodontics (a $285 value).
Led by general and cosmetic dental specialists Dr. Simon Amini and Dr. Alan Farrugia, Comfort Dental Care & Orthodontics guides patients down paths of proper care for their enameled cubes. An exam serves as a preventative check-up and involves a doctor thoroughly searching mouths for decay, gum abnormalities, and evidence of infidelity among cohabitating teeth. Dental interrogations are followed by tartar and plaque removal, along with tooth polishing that makes mouth ornaments sparkle like a car made out of blank CD-Rs. A set of diagnostic x-rays can reveal a hidden trove of secrets lurking below, such as abscesses, bone loss, or root-related issues.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.