Hotels grant many comforts of home, such as phonebooks and unknown next-door neighbors who leave shoes out for foraging squirrels. Go away to somewhere familiar with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a hotel package with a one-night stay in a king or two-queen suite at Comfort Suites in Canton (up to a $119 value) that includes the following:

• 14 days of parking and round-trip transportation to and from the airport
• One “Shop Canton" gift bag
• Hot breakfast

Comfort Suites' suites capture the creature comforts of home with plush beds, complimentary WiFi, and steaming morning breakfasts. Inside each king and double-queen-bed suite, guests can watch a riveting film on the flat-screen TV or watch a riveting pot of coffee brew in the in-suite coffee maker. The full-breakfast buffet stuffs stomachs with plates of hearty grub, and high-speed Internet throughout the hotel helps guests find the hotel if they get lost. Between nap sessions on the king-size or queen-size pillow-top beds, guests can sculpt slimmer physiques in the onsite fitness center or melt winter's chill at the indoor heated pool. A "Shop Canton" gift bag fills guests' pockets with discount cards for use at area stores and restaurants or during impromptu bouts of Go Fish. A corporate shuttle is available to chauffeur guests to any destination within a 3-mile radius, and an airport shuttle transports individuals to and from their scheduled plane's domicile. Furthermore, a spacious lot welcomes cars and hot air balloons for a 14-day stay. Guests may upgrade to a Jacuzzi suite for an additional $50–$91.